Teacher- Ladki ka paryavachi batao. Boy- Maal. Teacher- Wo kaise? Boy- Shashtron me likha hai ladki laxmi ka roop hoti hai, aur laxmi matlab Maal.***********Ek chor chori karne ek ghar me ghusa:Malik-Kaun hai..??Chor-MiyaauMalik-Kaun hai..??Chor-MiyaauMalik-Kaun hai..??Chor-Saale billi hun billi.....!!***********Man: Doctor my wife recently has lost her voice. What should I do to help her to get it back?Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the morning.***********Pati ke marane ke 2re dinpatni ne paper me advtz diyamere pati ki antimyatra me aane ke liyesub ko thanks.Kavita(Age-32, Hight- 5ft 2inch,Rang-Gora, NO-Child)***********Santa sabji lene gya.Sabji wala sbji pr pani chidk rha tha.Santa intzar krta rha,Jb kafi der ho gai to bola:-Agar ineh hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol de...***********Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai. Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.***********if a girl get 98% mark her response,kamina 2 mark or de deta to uska kya jata tha,if boy gets 35% mark he says:check karne wala farishta tha yaar:-)***********Dr.Ab tum bilkul thik ho gaye ho phir b kyo dar rahe ho?Mariz: Ji, Jis gadi se mera accident hua tha uspe likha tha 'phir milenge'***********Teacher to boy:1 taraf paisa,1 taraf dimagKya hoga?boy: paisateacher:galat, agar main hoti to dimag letiboy: jiske pas jo nahi vo wahi leta he***********Cute prayer Child:god:Plz i don't want 3rd world war God:Y? u luv ur country so much?Child -No God i am weak in history i can't study another war..:-(:-)..***********tags:funny jokes,funny,funny messages
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